We're #1

  You know how it is when you come back from vacation or a long absence from home, and you drink the tap water at your house? And you realize it has a weird taste you never noticed before, and that the only reason you weren't tasting it before is because you were used to it? And that the more you think about it, the worst the taste is?

  That's basically how I feel about going back to OK.  Life there has a weird taste it took me a long time and a long absence to notice. Oh, and so does the tap water, mostly because it is actually contaminated.

 I know the type is too small to read. Suffice it to say, 

the size of the red dot is negatively correlated with the 

amount of time you have left to live after drinking the water.

5 POINTS IF YOU CAN SPOT MY TOWN.

  Regardless, leaving tomorrow morning.