June 29

  Okay, I'm going to be creepy now and show you a video I found of my WP roomie.

  I think it's pretty clear why I'm so enamored with him. Oh, no, I was pretending not to be, wasn't I? Oops.

  I was clearly feeling unfulfilled with my schedule lacking any fake dates -- will probably go on more of them, in a terrible and futile attempt to seduce this gravy yacht before I have to leave.

  Here's a picture of me and the redonk house I'm staying in. I'll put up more pics of the inside and stuff (including the Grammy sitting on top of the fridge with garden gnome statues around it) later.

  Tomorrow I'm going with my boss to her apartment in Manhattan to kick off my amazing ten day vaca in NYC, so undoubtedly there will be multiple gushy posts to come about how great everything is and how everything I know about the city is straight from Baby-Sitters Club books. Thanks, Stacey! Undoubtedly all my knowledge is circa 1991 and I will end up looking like a total rube...

  Bring it on.